Chuck Norris is Dead... For Now

This just in! The unthinkable, the unimaginable, the indescribable happened. The wicked beard of the east has been defeated by its master in a razor fight to the death. I was comfortably in my bowl chair, playing my 360. Jonathan was on his laptop and he uttered those words that I can not describe as too how painful they were to my delicate ear bongos, "I'm thinking of shaving it off." It all happened in slow motion. My mouth dropped as my eyes widened. I whipped my head to face him and went "WWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTTT???" My 360 controller slipped out of hand and fell graciously to the floor and bounced hitting my coffee table. I think my ears started to bleed.

His beard became part of the group, its own member, its own character. It was called many names, but one never stuck. Chewbecca, Chuck Norris, The Brawny Man, Grizzly, ect. I particularly liked Brawny. I could just see Jonathan with an ax in one hand, a roll of paper towels in the other and one leg propped up on a defeated log in the middle of a forest. Deer, rabbits, even bears run away to hide from the epicness of the beard. I even heard an urban legend that the beard ate and swallowed a hippopotamus and a herd of zebras on multiple occasions. True story.

My most memorable moment of me and that beard (not gay) was..................................... I don't have one. Well, probably the photo shoot I did with it as it was in its dying process. Enjoy below :)